こんな基調講演あったらいいな - にぽたん研究所

October 04, 2004

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よく「○○○の作者」だとか「△△△の生みの親」だとかの××氏やら□□氏やらが来日して基調講演したりしてます。

殆どの場合、非常によく使われるものとかを作った人とかが、招待されて講演したりするんですが、今日のひるめしの時に「何を作った人に基調講演をして欲しいか」という話題になりました。

誰がいいかって言えばね、やっぱケースに応じて何かとよく使うし、このアイディアは不滅だろうって意味で






yes 作った人








これ最強




% man yes
NAME
yes - be repetitively affirmative

SYNOPSIS
yes [expletive]

DESCRIPTION
The yes utility outputs expletive, or, by default, ``y'', forever.

HISTORY
The yes command appeared in Version 32V AT&T UNIX.

forever だもん。
すごいよ。



ソースなんか見てみてもかなり (おとこ) だね。
さぞかし漢らしい人だと見た。
/*
* Copyright (c) 1987, 1993
* The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
*
* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
* are met:
* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
* 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software
* must display the following acknowledgement:
* This product includes software developed by the University of
* California, Berkeley and its contributors.
* 4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
* without specific prior written permission.
*
* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
* SUCH DAMAGE.
*/

#ifndef lint
static const char copyright[] =
"@(#) Copyright (c) 1987, 1993\n\
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.\n";
#endif /* not lint */

#ifndef lint
#if 0
static char sccsid[] = "@(#)yes.c 8.1 (Berkeley) 6/6/93";
#else
static const char rcsid[] = "$FreeBSD: src/usr.bin/yes/yes.c,v 1.1.1.1.14.1 2000/06/08 06:24:44 kris Exp $";
#endif
#endif /* not lint */

#include <stdio.h>

int
main(argc, argv)
int argc;
char **argv;
{
if (argc > 1)
for(;;)
puts(argv[1]);
else for (;;)
puts("y");
}
for (;;) に感じる漢らしさ。
カッコよすぎ。

もう「yes の作者に抱かれたい女性」急増間違いなし!


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1. Posted by チルエア   October 04, 2004 19:34
基調講演っつうか会場中をあげて
Yes! Yes! Yes!
の大連呼になるヨカーン。
2. Posted by nipotan   October 04, 2004 19:38
そうそう
全員褌一丁でイエス!イエス!という漢の集会。
3. Posted by shebang   October 04, 2004 22:10
"y" ってハードコードなのがすばらしい。。

#define OUTPUT_STR "y"
puts(OUTPUT_STR);

こうしないのが漢
4. Posted by nipotan   October 05, 2004 02:08
「"y" 以外ありえんだろ」ぐらいの、逆ギレにも似た漢っぷりを感じてやまない。
5. Posted by tetryl   October 05, 2004 12:37
みんなでシャンプーしてそうな講演ですね。
6. Posted by nipotan   October 05, 2004 13:00
漢たちが泡まみれになって「イエス!フォーエバー!!」
だんだん嫌な講演になってきた…。
7. Posted by hanabusa   October 05, 2004 16:18
   n                n
 (ヨ )              ( E)
 / |    _、_     _、_    | ヽ
 \ \/( ,_ノ` )/( <_,` )ヽ/ / 男らしさ溢れててグッジョブ!!
   \(uu     /     uu)/
    |      ∧     /

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